Not so fast, my friend. ...

[Slacker]

I knocked three times
'Cause I hear you and I feel fine
Now open the lid
'CAUSE I AIN'T forkIN' DEAD!

 

[Spartan Squad]

 

[swingline]

Bring out your dead!

Oh, wait …

 

[outofplace]

 

[outofplace]

shirt like this is why my father requested that he be buried with a working cell phone.

 

[Liut]

Already into the second page and no Franco reference ... or did I miss it?

 

[Neutral Corner]

Well, unlike this lady, he's still dead, so...

 

[Twirling Time]

This works on two levels with a Cranberries reference so I'll refrain.

 

[2muchcoffeeman]

This works on two levels with a Cranberries reference so I'll refrain.

Do you have to let it linger?

 

[Sam Mills 51]

 

[Liut]

Well, unlike this lady, he's still dead, so...

Franco was erroneously reported dead by ABC News Radio. When it discovered the mistake, ABC made on-air corrections he was still alive. When the dearly finally got around to departing, SNL took with satire and ran. So ... sorry for the confusion and have a blessed day.

 

[Regan MacNeil]

Still having a blessed day.