Questions for God

[heyabbott]

Why do bad things happen to good people?
Why do good things happen to bad people?

 

[slappy4428]

Why doesn't my kid get any attention from the local paper when he tries hard?

 

[Ellis Redding]

When's Junction Boys on again?

 

[Fenian_Bastard]

Damn, Ellis, how'd we leave that low-hanging fruit there so long?

 

[alleyallen]

I think I'd also ask if my grandfather is doing OK. He was quite simply the best man I have ever known in my life.

 

[Jason Haupricht]

Why did you allow my brother to pass away at 37? He received a perfectly matched kidney from our 19-year-old cousin, but instead of returning to normalcy after the transplant, he suffered for the next 16 months and never left the hospital.

 

[HandsomeHarley]

Is my dad OK?

Can you give him a hug for me?

Can you tell him I love him, because I didn't get a chance to.

Well, now I feel like an asshole.

Actully, I chuckled at your post. Clever.

 

[HandsomeHarley]

Wow...interesting response, although I gotta say I like CC's answer the best so far.

I might have actually taken the question seriously.

 

[Montezuma's Revenge]

Celine Dion and Michael Bolton -- WTF?

 

[kokane_muthashed]

How did O.J. do it?

Who really killed Jean Benet Ramsey?

Can I ask you 20 more questions?

 

[imjustagirl2]

* If I'm right, and Brook really DOES hate his wife in his mortal life, can he and I be together forever in the afterlife?

* Is there SportsJournalists.com up there?

* Can I watch Heathers on continual loop up there?


If the answer to any of the above is no, I'm glad I feel the way I do. If No. 1 is yes, and the others are no, actually...I could deal with that. Who would watch TV or get online then anyway?

 

[joe]

What god?
But, just in case, Are you a tits or ass/legs man?