Questions for God

[EStreetJoe]

Serious question for ya God....
Why did my dad have to die 5 years before my wedding?

 

[kingcreole]

Three questions for God:

1. What do you have to do to get things turned around in the second half?

2. When You sent Satan to heck, did You kick the crap out of him first?

3. Can you tell me the exact day your Son will return?

 

[alleyallen]

Are the meek really going to inherit the Earth?

 

[BNWriter]

Some of these have been so poignant....

But I am also relieved that some have been funny.

I have a feeling though that I will have a tough time holding my list of questions to just 3 (In which case I will post more than once ).

1. Was my disability really necessary?

2. Why give me a skill (writing -- and well, I might add) and then sabotage it with the inability to drive to some assignments?

3. Were you paying *any attention* on 9/11?

 

[BNWriter]

1. Why do most of the so-called "Saved"/"Born Again" types I encounter in this life *just insist* on picking me out of a crowd and ragging me to death about becoming the same if I can't stand *them*?

2. Why did you let the school shootings -- most specifically, Columbine in 99 -- happen?

3. So that our military will finally do the *right job*, and Bush will finally get the hint, tell me -- Where is Bin Laden?

 

[Johnny Dangerously]

- Anywhere I can buy MD Baja Blast without stepping into a Taco Bell?

If you get an answer, let me know.

 

[Ace]

Why, oh why-o did I ever leave Ohio?

 

[alleyallen]

Some of these have been so poignant....

But I am also relieved that some have been funny.

I have a feeling though that I will have a tough time holding my list of questions to just 3 (In which case I will post more than once ).

1. Was my disability really necessary?

2. Why give me a skill (writing -- and well, I might add) and then sabotage it with the inability to drive to some assignments?

3. Were you paying *any attention* on 9/11?

I might ask God the same thing...

I had a promising Navy career cut short by a disability. Why?

I had a promising career as a journalist but the pay/hours/etc. drove me out. Why? Kinda like Salieri (spelling?) asking God "Why did you give me such a passion for music and then deny me the talent to adequately praise you with my music?"
Why give me writing talent and a love for writing, then deny me a chance to make that a lifelong career?

 

[MC Sports Guy]

Why do the elderly have to suffer in the final years of their life?

What are your thoughts on using "corralled" to describe getting a rebound?

How do you get to 20,000 posts on SportsJournalists.com?

 

[Fenian_Bastard]

Are the meek really going to inherit the Earth?

Yes, but they're not going to keep it long.

 

[Johnny Dangerously]

As a professor of mine liked to say, the meek shall inherit the earth -- 6 x 6 x 2.

 

[Killick]

As a professor of mine liked to say, the meek shall inherit the earth -- 6 x 6 x 2.

Mentally deficient, here. So... huh? Explain please.