Super Bowl 50

[LongTimeListener]

 

[ChrisLong]

Henley was impressive, but this is a list of Super Bowl criminals only.

Funny that Roger Cossack, an ESPN legal expert, was the slimy defense attorney who represented Henley.

Henley's Lawyer Says Ram Star Framed in Drug-Dealing Charge : Courts: Defense claims ex-cheerleader, the alleged courier, and parents lie to keep her out of prison. Prosecutors call athlete 'front man.'

Uh, my bad. Misread the OP. I won't be able to pass the bar in DC.
For what he did, though, Henley is an MVP-type criminal. Odd thing is, I covered him in college and he was a delight.

 

[LongTimeListener]

Aw yeah, now we got a Super Bowl!

San Jose: Broncos safety Ryan Murphy detained, questioned in Sheriff's prostitution sting

Sounds like Mom had The Talk with them -- you know, the one about every player needing a fall guy.

Murphy's brother was cited for solicitation, and Murphy himself was detained but not arrested, sources said. The pair were questioned by sheriff's deputies between 4 p.m. and 5 p.m. Tuesday at the Motel 6 at First Street and Brokaw Road, a source said.

 

[Batman]

I love that this news comes on the same day as a story about Eugene Robinson talking to the Broncos about making good decisions and staying out of trouble. Sounds like the message really got through.

 

[BDC99]

I love that this news comes on the same day as a story about Eugene Robinson talking to the Broncos about making good decisions and staying out of trouble. Sounds like the message really got through.

I think he spoke to the Panthers, but still funny timing.

 

[mpcincal]

I think he spoke to the Panthers, but still funny timing.

Robinson talking to the Broncos could be hilarious. I can imagine Elway or some other former player from the late '90s sitting in on the talk and then standing up and saying "Hey, aren't you the cocksucker who was shown ranting on the sideline in San Diego saying we weren't any good?"

 

[YankeeFan]

Getting excited for the big game.

 

[Batman]

North Korea is funny.

 

[Chef2]

Aw yeah, now we got a Super Bowl!

San Jose: Broncos safety Ryan Murphy detained, questioned in Sheriff's prostitution sting

Sounds like Mom had The Talk with them -- you know, the one about every player needing a fall guy.

Murphy's brother was cited for solicitation, and Murphy himself was detained but not arrested, sources said. The pair were questioned by sheriff's deputies between 4 p.m. and 5 p.m. Tuesday at the Motel 6 at First Street and Brokaw Road, a source said.

MOTEL 6 now has a new slogan. "We'll leave the red light on for you."

(I can't take full credit for that......something very close to that was on Deadspin.)

 

[heyabbott]

 

[heyabbott]

North Korea is funny.

It's funny cause it's true. Domestic Violence makes a killing on Super Bowl Sunday.

 

[albert77]

When my wife was in college. she took a sociology class and one day the professor handed out for the class's amusement something someone had written about football as a metaphor for the mating ritual, called the "Egg of Life." Very tongue-in-cheek. My favorite part was when it talked about the "semi-nude virgins exhorting their men to penetrate to opponent's goal with the egg of life."