BBQ vs. Cheesesteaks: Super Bowl LIX thread

[qtlaw]

It should be that good — or close to it — every time. Otherwise, what's the point?

Okay, I'll bust out my best golf joke here:

Did you know that golf is like sex?

When it's great, it's GREAT!!!

When it's not so great.................it's STILL GREAT!!!​

 

[dixiehack]

It should be that good — or close to it — every time. Otherwise, what's the point?

Not every meal can be Ruth's Chris. But you've still gotta eat.

 

[swingline]

Pro tip: If you eat first, it'll go better for you later.

 

[BYH 2: Electric Boogaloo]

Look, I'm trying everything I can to make myself a pariah and/or banned so I can stop thinking about Trump. Like Damian Lillard, I'm just bad at making a big enough stink.

Dude, Jeff hasn't been here for months or years. You could figure out a way to actually ship on every post and nothing would happen. This place was America way before America was America!

 

[outofplace]

Okay, I'll bust out my best golf joke here:

Did you know that golf is like sex?

When it's great, it's GREAT!!!

When it's not so great.................it's STILL GREAT!!!​

Golf sucks so bad that someone couldn't even come up with an original joke to paint it in a positive light. They had to steal a joke about pizza.

 

[Gutter]

Folks, it's sex after the game is over. I'm surprised I have to explain this.

Or celebratory sex before the game … like before Game 6 of the 2022 Stanley Cup Final.

8 1/2 months later, Gutter Jr. joined the world and I finally have a buddy to pash my Avs/Packers/Brewers/Bucks/Badgers fandom down to.

I tried really hard to convince my wife to name him Stanley Cooper. Could even throw a Lord in front of it.

 

[Flip Wilson]

North of the border, it means you can both watch the hockey game.

'Cause that's how things are done in the great state of Canada!

 

[HanSenSE]

Gotta love live TV.

 

[Michael_ Gee]

NFL Network ended its coverage of the parade when the O-linemen and defensive players started taking the mic and it just couldn't keep up with the cussing. Whole sentences, maybe paragraphs, would be silenced, then all of a sudden a "motherforker" or two would go out loud and clear.

 

[Batman]

I don't know what's cooler — that Saquon spotted this guy in the crowd and brought him into the parade, or that he just picked him up and lifted him over the barricade like he was a 5-year-old.

 

[Songbird]

They Not Like Us videos on the socials are out of this world.

Drake will never kiss the sun the way Kendrick has.

 

[Twirling Time]

Pro tip: If you eat first, it'll go better for you later.

I was told when you pee, it's over. I have a different take. When you eat, it's over.