Tom vs. Patrick -- Super Bowl LV thread

[DanielSimpsonDay]

The Tampa Bay receivers need to get a little more exposure to Division II and III quarterbacks, because they were in awe of what Mahomes was doing out there. Dummies.

Giovanni Carmazzi would have broken their brains

 

[Neutral Corner]

 

[poindexter]

yeah, not buying that he got down 50k on that prop.

 

[Hermes]

Giovanni Carmazzi is the same age as Tom Brady.

He last made an NFL roster 20 years ago.

Tom Brady facts are reaching "John Tyler has a living grandson" absurdity.

 

[2muchcoffeeman]

Having Jimmy Buffett do four songs - maybe mix in Kenny Chesney and Alan Jackson to do their beach songs - would have been great. But I'm guessing RocNation doesn't have a relationship with them.

Buffett already sells out every concert date the day the tickets go on sale and sells enough albums to pay for the next album. The Margaritaville industrial complex is self-sustaining. From his point of view, paying the NFL $7 million up front is an investment with no additional payoff.

 

[Chef2]

yeah, not buying that he got down 50k on that prop.

Not a book anywhere taking that.

 

[Batman]

When you're on championship No. 7, I guess you're also entitled to be on tequila shot No. 7.

 

[Michael_ Gee]

This goes well with his tossing the Lombardi Trophy from one boat to another (Gronk made the catch, happily) during the parade. But my guess is given the TB12 diet and lifestyle, it only takes like about 1 1/2 Michelob Ultras to get Brady completely sockless.

 

[Batman]

Giovanni Carmazzi is the same age as Tom Brady.

He last made an NFL roster 20 years ago.

Tom Brady facts are reaching "John Tyler has a living grandson" absurdity.

You can play some fun rounds of six degrees of separation with Brady, for sure.
He played with punter Lee Johnson on the 2000-01 Patriots ... who played with Drew Hill on the 1985 Oilers ... who played with Bob Lee on the 1979 Rams ... who, while with Minnesota, played two games against San Francisco wide receiver Lee Johnson during the 1969 and '70 seasons.

 

[Hermes]

I'm guessing Gronk needs a bear tranquilizer in order to feel the least bit buzzed at this point.

 

[DanOregon]

Really too bad Norway didn't pony up for a Super Bowl spot.

 

[Chef2]

I'm guessing Gronk needs a bear tranquilizer in order to feel the least bit buzzed at this point.

He's approaching Andre The Giant levels.

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