Ukraine Always Get What You Want

[Neutral Corner]

Hard to stand up without a spine.

 

[Neutral Corner]

 

[Starman]

utterly shocking

 

[swingline]

Boy, there's a shitload of people who just need to die The rapist, the couch forker and Elmo are atop the list.

 

[2muchcoffeeman]

We remind you that Russia is literally one of the five worst governments on the planet.

Ukraine's intelligence service says it thwarted a Russian plot to blackmail a local teenage girl into blowing up a police building by threatening to make public intimate pictures on her phone.

The Security Service of Ukraine (SBU) and National Police detained the 14-year-old in the western Ukrainian city of Ternopil before the improvised explosive device could be detonated, the SBU said on the Telegram app on Friday.

The agency said the teen's Russian handlers had planned to detonate the homemade bomb, killing the girl and passersby.

Investigators said she had come to the Russian security service's attention when looking for money-making opportunities on Telegram.

They said hackers had gained remote access to her phone and retrieved compromising photos. "They then blackmailed her, threatening to leak explicit photos of the minor online," the SBU said.

Having coerced the teenager into cooperating, they then instructed her on how to make an explosive device.

"The occupiers had recruited her to carry out a suicide bombing near the local district police department," said the SBU.

Russia used risqué pics to blackmail teen girl into terror act

The 14-year-old girl planted a homemade bomb outside a police building.

tvpworld.com

 

[Starman]

The 8-year-old girls invited by the KGB to co-star with Fatfork in the Pee Tape a decade ago are legal adults now!!

Time flies!!

 

[Neutral Corner]

Trump says 'contract' being drafted on 'dividing up' land in Ukraine war

https://thehill.com/policy/international/5208000-trump-says-contract-being-drafted-on-dividing-up-land-in-ukraine-war/

 

[swingline]

I see this differently:

Putin has done such a job sowing discord in the US that a damn decent amount of Americans, mostly on the right, have taken his side. I think this is a test to see how much American support there will be to against him. 30 years ago they were still the evil empire behind the iron curtain. Now? fork, I've heard people say they like Putin more than previous American leaders because he is "more manly" than them.

I'll say this: If you need another person to feel "manly," you're never going to be a man.

 

[Twirling Time]

Trump says 'contract' being drafted on 'dividing up' land in Ukraine war

https://thehill.com/policy/international/5208000-trump-says-contract-being-drafted-on-dividing-up-land-in-ukraine-war/

A "contract" which Stinky and Darth will each abrogate at the drop of a needle on a Village People song.

 

[2muchcoffeeman]

I must say I approve of Vanity Fair writer Eve Batey's use of modifier phrases.

Elon Musk, the wealth hoarder who splits his time between ruining companies, destroying democracy, and impregnating women, might have to add "deadbeat dad" to that list. The magnate has allegedly cut back on his support of one of his 14 (that we know about) children and is attempting to keep the child's mother from speaking out, her representatives claim. The news follows a revelation from one of Musk's oldest children on Friday that he hasn't provided her with a penny since 2020.
Musk, a misinformation-spreading billionaire whose self-appointed leadership of the federal government has prompted both chaos and the collapse of a once-successful car company, has spent several of his 53 years on this earth worried over the country's falling birth rate, and appears to be attempting to reverse the trend on his own. But while many of the pregnancies he has a hand in appear to reach a successful conclusion (including a son announced in late February), things get dicier after that.
According to musician Grimes, who shares three children with Elon Musk, the magnate avoided her efforts to reach him when one of their kids was suffering a medical emergency last month. "He won't respond to texts call or emails and has skipped every meeting and our child will suffer life long impairment if he doesn't respond asap," she said in a since-deleted tweet posted in February. "So I need him to forking respond and if I have to apply public pressure then I guess that's where we're at."
Grimes's announcement came just days after conservative influencer Ashley St. Clair alleged that Musk was ghosting her and a five-month-old baby the pair conceived after "he slid into my DMs." A week after that revelation, St. Clair filed two petitions in Manhattan Court against the Tesla founder, saying he's only met the child a few times, has never inquired after his wellbeing, and is demanding full custody of the infant.
Musk has admitted that he is the father of the child, referred to as R.S.C. in court filings, St. Clair claims, and has texted her to say, "I want to knock you up again" and "Well, we do have a legion of kids to make" in recent months.
Via a written statement reported by HuffPost, St. Clair attorney Karen Rosenthal alleges that "Elon Musk has financially retaliated against his own child and reduced his financial support substantially and unilaterally," in reference to R.S.C. "He did this after Ashley was forced to bring this matter to court, when he refused to respond to her many private attempts to resolve this matter without publicity."
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