Virgin coverage

[Boomer7]

Ask questions in a Canadian accent so that the players will better understand you.

 

[fishwrapper]

1-10. Don't show up.
Go back to school. Find an honest profession that will compensate you fairly. Find a growth industry. Oil. Telecommunications. Government. Any will do. When the editor calls, simply say: "I appreciate your confidence in me, but at some point in the future I would like to be able to feed myself and my children. I just can't see myself living in Horseshirt Horn, forever."

 

[Chi City 81]

1-10. Don't show up.
Go back to school. Find an honest profession that will compensate you fairly. Find a growth industry. Oil. Telecommunications. Government. Any will do. When the editor calls, simply say: "I appreciate your confidence in me, but at some point in the future I would like to be able to feed myself and my children. I just can't see myself living in Horseshirt Horn, forever."

Wow. Bitter much?

 

[fishwrapper]

Not bitter. I've been able to make a go at it. And a real good living.
I just see the direction this ship is sailing. I've seen too many friends/colleagues "voluntarily" and "involuntarily separated" in the past 10 years.
It's called "perspective, " not "bitter."

 

[shotglass]

Nah.

It's bitter.

 

[Montezuma's Revenge]

Sadly, it has become a shirtty business.

Wasn't always that way, but it is now. I'd strongly discourage anybody I cared about from getting into it.

(Is this where I need all the disclaimers? I work for a major paper, and I have a terrific situaton by today's standards, but it is the most ineptly run business I know. The leaders of this industry make Rich Kotite look like Bill Walsh.)

 

[shotglass]

I'm still trying to figure out how I can get a gig covering virgins.

 

[Double J]

I'm still trying to figure out how I can get a gig covering virgins.

I'd rather uncover them, but that's just me.

 

[Smasher_Sloan]

So the original poster never reported back? Someone must have pantsed him.

 

[Chi City 81]

So the original poster never reported back? Someone must have pantsed him.

I think he may have stood on the logo. Think they'll ever find the body?

 

[Tom Petty]

It's customary to offer to blow the visiting team's captain.

Just a gesture of goodwill.

maybe the person hasn't reported back because there were multiple captains.

 

[Sly]

Make sure your virgin does not hang loose like sleeve of wizard