Worthy of A1? Phil Collins admits he's not doing well

[exmediahack]

Will printed newspapers even be a thing by the time Phil Collins finally passes?

In ten years, people here will wonder why we spent this past decade debating whether Phil Collins was worthy of appearing on steak sauce.

 

[Twirling Time]

SJ will immolate itself in a couple of years when Phil Collins drowns in Lake Tahoe at a junior varsity publicity party.

 

[swingline]

Say this — Phil Collins drowns in Lake Tahoe at a junior varsity publicity party — in Vin Scully's voice.

I need a new Batman story.

 

[Neutral Corner]

And

 

[maumann]

Bernie Taupin already has the eulogy written.

 

[Octave]

I can't come to grips with Phil Collins being old. He seemed like he'd always be that perpetually balding 40s dude - frozen in time.

 

[Baron Scicluna]

Say this — Phil Collins drowns in Lake Tahoe at a junior varsity publicity party — in Vin Scully's voice.

I need a new Batman story.

"And so Phil Collins, that legendary singer, decided to travel to Lake Tahoe. Which was just 15 minutes away … 2-1 pitch to Beltran fouled back …"

 

[Octave]

 

[UPChip]

Apparently asking that they retain him for One More Night convinced PSG to keep him around.

 

[Tighthead]

Bernie Taupin already has the eulogy written.

Just change the words for Candle in the Wind. Again.

 

[ChrisLong]

Foo Fighters' Hawkins was the A1 centerpiece in the O.C. Register this morning. He grew up in Laguna Beach.

 

[Jake from State Farm]

I'll bet morning shows across the country did what the ones in Tampa did and play There Goes My Hero as the day's intro