Your Mount Rushmore of Sporting Jackasses

[murphy37]

Barry Bonds (obviously), Terrell Owens (and the ESPN morons who won't shut up about him), Stuart Scott (Did you know he went to college at UNC?), and Michael Irvin (absolutely, positively nobody cares what you think about Tiki Barber's retirement. And isn't getting suspended for drug abuse a way of quitting on your team?)

 

[heyabbott]

and Michael Irvin (absolutely, positively nobody cares what you think about Tiki Barber's retirement. And isn't getting suspended for drug abuse a way of quitting on your team?)

Yes, but he made up for it by pimping out whores for the team. You stay classy, Pipehead.

 

[MCEchan36]

Nobody outdoes Rose, Owens and Knight. Bring up sporting jackasses any place and these surnames need nothing else.

Bonds?

 

[Claws for Concern]

Those who green-lighted these films:

Slap Shot 2, Caddyshack 2, any movie starring Hulk Hogan (Rocky 3 was a cameo), any ESPN-produced film

 

[FishHack76]

Junction Boys!

 

[FishHack76]

Barry Bonds, Lawrence Phillips, Don King and Bud Selig

 

[HandsomeHarley]

Overall:

Tom Lasorda, Al Davis, George Steinbrenner, Kobe Bryant

Player from each sport:

Barry Bonds, Terrell Owens, Kobe Bryant, Wayne Gretzky

Baseball:

Barry Bonds, Gary Sheffield, Darryl Strawberry, Orel Hershiser

Basketball:

Kobe Bryant, Charles Barkley, Bill Laimbeer, Isaiah Thomas

Football:

Terrell Owens, Bill Romanowski, Chad Johnson, Joe Horn

Pro Wrestling:

Vince McMahon, HHH, Jeff Jarrett, Hulk Hogan