NFL Week 7 -- I Goff at your Darnold

[swingline]

When you get to the bottom you go back to the top of the slide
Where you stop and you turn and you go for a ride till you get to the bottom and I see you again

I got blisters on me fingers!

 

[2muchcoffeeman]

Make those tweaks to the helmet and that whole uni is a practice jersey.

FTFY

 

[Chef2]

Neither could Eddie Van Halen.

I was a very good drummer for a long time. You could put a piece of sheet music in front of me, and you would get nothing but a very confused look and a crumpled up piece of sheet music thrown back at your feet.
I played entirely by sound.

 

[Regan MacNeil]

We've had a one-armed drummer. Why not a nine-toed one?

 

[Chef2]

We've had a one-armed drummer. Why not a nine-toed one?

Bravo.

 

[Sam Mills 51]

Poor metaphor. Paul McCartney can't read music.

Neither could Phil Collins (and yes, spare us the 1A jokes. I'm actually serious. Admitted it in his biography).