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Little things you can't ignore

Porn stars with fake tits. Although that's generally not a *little* thing.
 
Reminds me of a story another poster, Just-a-SID, used to tell about a coworker with an odd ordering habit at McDonald's.

His order: "Yeah, I'd like a quarter-pounder with cheese, NO CHEESE."

Well, a quarter-pounder used to be an option without cheese. Now you can only order a quarter-pounder with cheese. NO CHEESE.

(To my knowledge, I do not know Just-a-SID).
 
Anyone talking to someone on their phone or via their laptop while sitting in an otherwise quiet coffee shop.

Yeah, dickbag over there in the blue shirt, I'm talking about you.
 
Anyone talking to someone on their phone or via their laptop while sitting in an otherwise quiet coffee shop.

Yeah, dickbag over there in the blue shirt, I'm talking about you.

I notice a lot of people talking on their phones in the gym.


What I mean is, I notice a lot of people talking on their phones in the gym
while standing next to this sign, and those assholes sure are hard to ignore:

refrain-cell-phone-use-sign-217x300.png
 
Anyone talking to someone on their phone or via their laptop while sitting in an otherwise quiet coffee shop.

Yeah, dickbag over there in the blue shirt, I'm talking about you.
Even worse, said public cell phone jackass who not only has a loud conversation on the phone, but has it on speaker so you get to hear BOTH sides of the discussion.
 
Same goes for people at my local library, the folks who only ever set foot in the place to get videos, who talk on their phones in total disregard for others. THIS IS NOT BLOCKBUSTER, shirtHEADS. IT'S A LIBRARY.
 

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