2023-24 CFB coaching carousel

[BurnsWhenIPee]

Feels a lot like Northwestern and Fitzgerald, where the school is breathing a sigh of relief over getting to bail on the contract without needing to pay up.

 

[Sam Mills 51]

Well, my thread title idea for week 3 is in limbo now.

So ... Tuck and run?

 

[dixiehack]

So ... Tuck and run?

Far less benign.

If I don't use it I'll try to circle back and post it here.

 

[tapintoamerica]

Feels a lot like Northwestern and Fitzgerald, where the school is breathing a sigh of relief over getting to bail on the contract without needing to pay up.

That's to be determined by ongoing litigation, isn't it?

 

[freqposter]

Tucker did some things, by the book here.

He used his personal phone/burner. Excellent! That's how it done.

Where it went wrong was his target. You don't want a woman with a high-profile, unless she is married, has children still in the house. If she's an elected official (the former mayor of Nashville, for example), even better. High-stakes job and visibility tends to keep people quiet.

The woman Tucker got involved with was the wrong choice on so many different criteria. Sexual assault advocacy is her livelihood. Passionate about it.

DO. NOT. TOUCH. Even yourself.

With the money Tucker is making, it's a simple approach.

If you really need some action, just go to Skip The Games on your next road trip, find a pro, pay her cash and it's just a transaction.

All the prevent defense a man ever needs.

He did some things right but picked the wrong woman.

 

[LanceyHoward]

Off and running with the imminent firing of Midnight Mel. Nobody on the current Sparty staff is serious HC timber on anything other than an interim basis.

I suppose McElwain at CMU would probably throw his hat in the ring. He's 61 and Sparty would probably prefer somebody younger, but they may not have a lot of options.

Narduzzi was supposedly the heir apparent during the Dantonio era, I dunno if he'd take it now.

No, I don't think Deion would be interested. He'll have better offers.

Where might that be. I would think it would have to be an SEC/Big 10 school. Virtually no one else has MSU money outside of those two conferences except the top end of the ACC and I don't think Florida State, North Carolina or Clemson will be looking for a coach.

 

[maumann]

Far less benign.

If I don't use it I'll try to circle back and post it here.

You gotta fight for your right to Sparty.

 

[SixToe]

Michigan or Wisconsin band members today getting sheet music by Divinyls?

 

[maumann]

Gives new meaning to "here's my little brother."

 

[BitterYoungMatador2]

I think he's gone from Midnight Mel to Moron Mel.

 

[Batman]

Tucker did some things, by the book here.

He used his personal phone/burner. Excellent! That's how it done.

Where it went wrong was his target. You don't want a woman with a high-profile, unless she is married, has children still in the house. If she's an elected official (the former mayor of Nashville, for example), even better. High-stakes job and visibility tends to keep people quiet.

The woman Tucker got involved with was the wrong choice on so many different criteria. Sexual assault advocacy is her livelihood. Passionate about it.

DO. NOT. TOUCH. Even yourself.

With the money Tucker is making, it's a simple approach.

If you really need some action, just go to Skip The Games on your next road trip, find a pro, pay her cash and it's just a transaction.

All the prevent defense a man ever needs.

He did some things right but picked the wrong woman.

We just going to gloss over this Jomboy-like breakdown?
We've missed you, freqposter.

 

[Twirling Time]

Tuck Around and Find Out

That one is still valid.