I'm pertty sure he lurks here, but if I were him, I probably would not Hill or Whitlock it either.
Seriously, what does he have to gain? Any commentary about improving his column can be just read by him without an actual post.
I will probably get killed for this on here, but here goes.
I actually emailed him once about two problems with a column. One was error about a game he actually attended as a child and a player he did not realize was playing in the game.
He wrote back, without acknowledging one error but pointing out that what he did state for the second error was in fact true in California.
He also noted that everyone gets killed on SportsJournalists.com, and to an extent, I agree with him.
What seriously would happen if he started a thread of "I'm Bill Simmons...?"
I'm thinking it would not be one of the finer moments on here.