Oh man, this really hits home. Much of the older ones (except for things like Real Life, Real News, First Five Grafs, and the target reader each site had to ID, with some stupid name like Susan Homemaker) have been scrubbed from my memory.
But the ones just before my departure were just as stupid, like when video was to be our savior (like we were supposed to "beat" TV news with our iPhone videos), and Facebook/Twitter was the winning strategy, and the ridiculous catch phrases like "Do fewer things better" and "Work smarter, not harder"
I knew my time was short when during a meeting, I referenced the "METRICS!" obsession and ran down a list of the things I am expected to do that are not measured at all in metrics, and if I could drop those in the spirit of "Do fewer things better" and "Work smarter, not harder"
Of course, I could not, so I asked for specifics on what are the things I could drop in the name of those catch phrases. Never did get an answer.