NFL Week 1 thread -- Where we learn the meaning of Vão pássaros

[jr/shotglass]

Exactly what the world is looking for at this time.

Made a mint for Ray Guy.

 

[HanSenSE]

Jackie Smith is redeemed.

 

[dixiehack]

Nuh uh. No sale.

 

[jr/shotglass]

Oh, geez, what a rough break.

 

[Baron Scicluna]

If only Likely's feet were a half-size shorter.

 

[Gutter]

If only Likely's feet were a half-size shorter.

 

[I Should Coco]

If only Likely's feet were a half-size shorter.

Or if only Jackson had hit a wide open Flowers on the previous play.

 

[justgladtobehere]

Mahomes could be pretty good if there was a running back who could catch the ball.

 

[BYH 2: Electric Boogaloo]

There's a Ray Lewis joke in here somewhere. To be fair, I always think there's a Ray Lewis joke to be made.

 

[Batman]

There was a similar play in a Cowboys game several years back where Dez Bryant made what would have been a game-winning touchdown catch, except he landed with his hand first and his pinky finger came down just barely on the line.
He and Isaiah Likely should start a support group.

Oh, and the Ravens were +3 and were signaling that they were going for two, so there wasn't going to be overtime. Likely's toe made a lot of people very happy and a lot of others very mad.

 

[da man]

I also almost forgot how I hate almost everything about the NBC SNF production. The gawdawful, outside of Rodney Harrison, pre- and halftime shows. Tirico's annoyingly vanilla tone and ability to mention any NFL scandal in the most generic, Goodell-pleasing ways possible. Collinsworth sounding like a three-yard gain on 3rd-and-2 is the greatest thing he's ever seen. Melissa Stark's silly sideline reports (they're all silly, this isn't a knock on her). And ESPECIALLY the corny as shirt in-game graphics, like the one they just showed for the most recent three-peats in the four major pro sports, So hokey. So dumb. And yet I am watching.

It's about the game, not the production.

 

[Baron Scicluna]

Or if only Jackson had hit a wide open Flowers on the previous play.

Well, that too.