NFL Week 1 thread -- Where we learn the meaning of Vão pássaros

[Mr. Sluggo]

Tirico = Insufferable Putz.

I had almost forgotten.

 

[justgladtobehere]

Of course, if tackles can't be off the line or move before the snap, the NFL is going to have to find some rule change to protect scoring.

 

[da man]

I cannot believe they didn't have Lamar running for it on fourth-and-3.

 

[exmediahack]

Is Maria still pregnant?

Not mine.

 

[Liut]

Don't know if it's been mentioned previously, but the Dan Campbell Applebee's spot seemed pretty cool.

 

[TheSportsPredictor]

Same old Chiefs; same old Ravens.

 

[BYH 2: Electric Boogaloo]

Tirico = Insufferable Putz.

I had almost forgotten.

I also almost forgot how I hate almost everything about the NBC SNF production. The gawdawful, outside of Rodney Harrison, pre- and halftime shows. Tirico's annoyingly vanilla tone and ability to mention any NFL scandal in the most generic, Goodell-pleasing ways possible. Collinsworth sounding like a three-yard gain on 3rd-and-2 is the greatest thing he's ever seen. Melissa Stark's silly sideline reports (they're all silly, this isn't a knock on her). And ESPECIALLY the corny as shirt in-game graphics, like the one they just showed for the most recent three-peats in the four major pro sports, So hokey. So dumb. And yet I am watching.

 

[jr/shotglass]

Matt Araiza is going to be the great punter of the next generation.

 

[Chef2]

This Worthy kid may be ok

 

[dixiehack]

We all gonna pretend a wedding reception with Bills beer cans everywhere would be remotely that classy?

 

[justgladtobehere]

Matt Araiza is going to be the great punter of the next generation.

Exactly what the world is looking for at this time.

 

[HanSenSE]

I do not care about your fantasy football team. I do not expect you to care about mine. But the official NFL Fantasy Football app has crashed. On opening night. When there is one (1) game being played.

I think I hear spnited laughing somewhere in the background.