NFL Week 6 -- What could possibly go wrong in 13 seconds?

[Octave]

I mean, how much worse are Jerry Jones' foibles than the stuff that's already out there?

Showing up on multiple Epstein Island logs might mark a different kind of trouble.

 

[BTExpress]

My God. I feel for anyone that's a Bears fan. That's awful football, awful decision making and awful uniforms.

Could be worse. I suspect there are lots of people who are Bears AND Iowa football fans. Try watching those back-to-back every weekend.

 

[DanielSimpsonDay]

Could be worse. I suspect there are lots of people who are Bears AND Iowa football fans. Try watching those back-to-back every weekend.

 

[dixiehack]

Could be worse. I suspect there are lots of people who are Bears AND Iowa football fans. Try watching those back-to-back every weekend.

Counselors are standing by. This is a free call.

 

[2muchcoffeeman]

Could be worse. I suspect there are lots of people who are Bears AND Iowa football fans. Try watching those back-to-back every weekend.

 

[jr/shotglass]

I'm sure Herbie's ready to go back to college land by now, so how about we pair Al with Leonard Pinth-Garnell?

It would establish the perfect mood for Thursday Night Football.

 

[goalmouth]

Al Michaels is one announcer who you will watch a game for.

LOL. Like the Seinfeld joke after Nicole Simpson's friend Faye Resnick posed for Playboy.

"Your best friend almost had her head cut off? I wanna see you naked!"

 

[heyabbott]

https://www.washingtonpost.com/sports/2022/10/13/deshaun-watson-sexual-misconduct-new-lawsuit/

Serial Sex Offender Deshaun, the face of the NFLPA, is quickly becoming the Jerry Jones of players.

 

[I Should Coco]

Could be worse. I suspect there are lots of people who are Bears AND Iowa football fans. Try watching those back-to-back every weekend.

This one hits a little close to home!

Thankfully the Hawkeyes have a bye this weekend. Also known as another Saturday with zero Iowa offensive touchdowns.

 

[heyabbott]

Why does DePieceofshirt Watson need so many masseuses? Usually one goes through a couple until you find the one you like and then you keep returning to that one. Is it because after one is raped or sexually abused by an ignorant brainless monster, the masseuse refuses to deal with Descumbag? Or is it because DePervert doesn't like to shirt on the same person more than once? The Union better step in and protect DeOppreessor. Pretty soon an NFL player won't be able to rape a soul without getting into in a little trouble.

 

[DanOregon]

We're just starting week 6 and according to ESPNs Eliminator Challenge, 93 percent of entries have been eliminated.

 

[dixiehack]