Random Thoughts the Third

[imjustagirl]

When I was little, I thought friends and family who had houses with their toilet seats covered in carpet were millionaires. Just something about that seemed exotic to me.

Saw those carpet covers at KMart today. Still thought they were only for the most regal of customers.

Ah, yes. Those regal KMart shoppers.

 

[Care Bear]

I want to get a golden hamster and name it Nuprin.

Little. Yellow. Different.

 

[Versatile]

I want to get an Asian sex slave and name it Nuprin.

Little. Yellow. Different.

 

[I Should Coco]

Just a reminder: unlike most substances, water floats when it turns from a liquid into a solid.

Except in our newsroom, where the A/C is broken and ice immediately melts before it can float ...

 

[dooley_womack1]

Bubbler's toilet paper says Bubbler tends to overthink things

 

[copperpot]

When I was little, I thought friends and family who had houses with their toilet seats covered in carpet were millionaires. Just something about that seemed exotic to me.

Saw those carpet covers at KMart today. Still thought they were only for the most regal of customers.

Growing up, I equated four-digit house numbers with wealth. I so wanted to trade my 202 for 2202.

 

[Care Bear]

My mom is on large amounts of the fun meds today as she, a terrified flyer, attempts to make her way from Richmond to Oregon.

I am housitting/dogsitting for my parents during their travels. Four dogs and a baby. My mom just called me to check in, and it was like talking to an intoxicated four-year-old. She is insisting to me that I should change the names of their dogs while they are away. "Whatever you come up with is fine," she said.

And I received this text from my father: (yes, he says "OMG")

"OMG. She is staggering around the airport like Kelly Osbourne."

Just wanted to share. Need name suggestions for two chihuahuas, one Westie and a pug. Should probably go ahead and address the baby name, too.

 

[Greenhorn]

I visit a Half-Price Books shop at least once a week.

 

[dooley_womack1]

I visit a Half-Price Books shop at least once a week.

That's where freqposter built his game.

 

[Stitch]

I like it when people post they applied for a certain job on the Jobs board. At least you know who won't be hired.

 

[Versatile]

I'm never going to get the thought process involved in a Piotr Rasputin deleted post.

 

[spikechiquet]

Just wanted to share. Need name suggestions for two chihuahuas, one Westie and a pug. Should probably go ahead and address the baby name, too.

Cheech & Chong; Sir Robert Rowand Anderson; and Pubert Addams