Random Thoughts the Third

[Versatile]

I'd like to talk about Bubbler's supple ass.

I know, right? I ought to have pamphlets made.

Anyway, I think Andy Capp is more famous for cheddar fries than he is for the original comic.

But he's more famous for hot fries than either.

 

[Bubbler]

I'd like to talk about Bubbler's supple ass.

I know, right? I ought to have pamphlets made.

Anyway, I think Andy Capp is more famous for cheddar fries than he is for the original comic.

But he's more famous for hot fries than either.

Good debate ... what's better? Cheddar or hot fries?

I think hot fries are pants. My vote goes to cheddar.

 

[Huggy]

Did you say "Except for fish?"

 

[Gehrig]

73 Years ago, a great man gave a tremendous speech.

"Fans, for the past two weeks you have been reading about the bad break I got. Yet today I consider myself the luckiest man on the face of this earth. I have been in ballparks for seventeen years and have never received anything but kindness and encouragement from you fans.

"Look at these grand men. Which of you wouldn't consider it the highlight of his career just to associate with them for even one day? Sure, I'm lucky. Who wouldn't consider it an honor to have known Jacob Ruppert? Also, the builder of baseball's greatest empire, Ed Barrow? To have spent six years with that wonderful little fellow, Miller Huggins? Then to have spent the next nine years with that outstanding leader, that smart student of psychology, the best manager in baseball today, Joe McCarthy? Sure, I'm lucky.

"When the New York Giants, a team you would give your right arm to beat, and vice versa, sends you a gift - that's something. When everybody down to the groundskeepers and those boys in white coats remember you with trophies - that's something. When you have a wonderful mother-in-law who takes sides with you in squabbles with her own daughter - that's something. When you have a father and a mother who work all their lives so you can have an education and build your body - it's a blessing. When you have a wife who has been a tower of strength and shown more courage than you dreamed existed - that's the finest I know.

"So I close in saying that I might have been given a bad break, but I've got an awful lot to live for."

Lou Gehrig is my favorite athlete of all-time. I've studied him for the last thirty-years/ I admire the man and the baseball player he was.

 

[Bubbler]

Hot fries pwn cheddar fries. Anyone who thinks otherwise is a stupidhead.

Homer Simpson says cheddar fries rule.

"Oh Andy Capp. You wife-beating drunk!"

Well he didn't exactly say that, but if you read between the lines ...

 

[Versatile]

Why do we limit teen angst to teens? What if I want to listen to Dirt and complain about how boring life is?

Also, hot fries destroy cheddar fries.

 

[Moderator1]

Which fat fork succumbs to coronary distress first, Charlie Weis or Bill Parcells?

Stay classy, clown.

 

[Moderator1]

At most, only 40 percent of white Americans supported the Patriots during the Revolutionary War.

Was Belichick coaching them then?

 

[MightyMouse]

I have been logged in to SportsJournalists.com for 8 days, 8 hours, 8 minutes.

 

[MightyMouse]

Do we really need all of our toes?

I know the outermost ones aid in balance, but if we lost the 2nd, 3rd or 4th toe on each/either foot, would it make that much of a difference?

 

[Bubbler]

Collegiate league baseball is God awful.

 

[Evil ... Thy name is Orville Redenbacher!!]

"I'm afraid of a world run by adults who weren't spanked as children and got a trophy just for participating."