When do you say Budweiser?

[Baron Scicluna]

 

[2muchcoffeeman]

When a truck flips over and spills 25,000 cans of Bud Light.

That's not Budweiser.

 

[Mr._Graybeard]

Some years ago an 18-wheeler from the local slaughterhouse overturned and spilled 20,000 pounds of animal viscera on the freeway. The copy desk's suggested heds: "Offal mess." "Semi drops colons."

 

[Twirling Time]

What sound does it make when a water truck hits a vinegar truck?