The harshest takedown of a pop music star that's also the safest possible critique ever

[justgladtobehere]

How would I find the Twitter debate about this article?

 

[Hermes]

I'm seriously afraid Alma got stuck inside a mall in 2008 and they never let him or her out. He or she has been posting from there ever since.

 

[The Big Ragu]

Two biggest mistakes made on cooking competition shows are too much truffle oil and trying to make risotto.

Kiss of death, each.

Red onion, too. The judges on Chopped freak out when someone adds the red onion. I personally love red onion. I'd eat it raw every day if it didn't make my breath into a Defcon 4 situation.

As for truffle oil. ... it's oil with chemical flavoring. Yuck. Nobody would waste a real truffle that way, and even if they were going to, the oil would be expensive beyond belief.

 

[Hermes]

I'm a man who at 28 years old decided he wanted to learn to enjoy and eat everything he could on earth because I was sick of being a stick in the mud about everything. I set out to enjoy everything. I've eaten tongue, brain, pickled feet, every type of food imaginable. The only food I cannot stand is raw red onion. I just can't do it.

 

[John B. Foster]

Red onion, too. The judges on Chopped freak out when someone adds the red onion. I personally love red onion. I'd eat it raw every day if it didn't make my breath into Defcon 4 situation.

Scott Conant. He's so annoying when someone adds red onion.

 

[Alma]

I'm seriously afraid Alma got stuck inside a mall in 2008 and they never let him or her out. He or she has been posting from there ever since.

I wander the outdoor mall near my home. There's a Chik-fil-A there. You've never seen so many people in your life who forgot Popeye's chicken is way better.

 

[Hermes]

I wander the outdoor mall near my home. There's a Chik-fil-A there. You've never seen so many people in your life who forgot Popeye's chicken is way better.

We've found common ground. Popeye's is heaven.

 

[Machine Head]

Red onion, too. The judges on Chopped freak out when someone adds the red onion. I personally love red onion. I'd eat it raw every day if it didn't make my breath into Defcon 4 situation.

As for truffle oil. ... it's oil with chemical flavoring. Yuck. Nobody would waste a real truffle that way, and even if they were going to, the oil would be expensive beyond belief.

Scott Conant is the raw red onion hater on Chopped. Serve him that or undercooked pasta and he will light you up.

And some still serve him red onions. WATCH THE forkING SHOW BEFORE YOU COMPETE!

 

[The Big Ragu]

Scott Conant is the raw red onion hater on Chopped. Serve him that or undercooked pasta and he will light you up.

And some still serve him red onions. WATCH THE forkING SHOW BEFORE YOU COMPETE!

 

[John B. Foster]

Most of the judges on Chopped and Beat Bobby Flay(the first two judges) are beyond annoying. Beat Bobby Flay would be more entertaining if there were only judges at the end of the show..

 

[Hermes]

This thread proves to me the only thing we have left as a society we can talk about civilly is feeding our fat faces and watching people feed their fat faces on TV. Even sports are too divisive now. God bless food.

 

[Chef2]

Does it make me old if I had to google who the heck Post Malone was?