The harshest takedown of a pop music star that's also the safest possible critique ever

[Machine Head]

God, what I'd give to have a thick head of hair like that again. I'm thinning and it's turning gray at the temples. I'M 34! 34! I'm aging in Obama presidential years.

But you can leave the top couple of buttons of your shirt unbuttoned like Scott does, so you got that going for you.

 

[Machine Head]

In case anyone wasn't clear, I watch way too many food shows.

 

[Hermes]

In case anyone wasn't clear, I watch way too many food shows.

This thread was a 3 a.m. Waffle House conversation, with all its windings and stupidity and grease and ending with an investigation of our impending mortality. We did good.

 

[The Big Ragu]

I'll have some raw red onion on my pancakes, please.

 

[Webster]

Most of the judges on Chopped and Beat Bobby Flay(the first two judges) are beyond annoying. Beat Bobby Flay would be more entertaining if there were only judges at the end of the show..

Beat Bobby Flay is the default show to watch when Mrs. W and I aren't yet ready for bed and don't want to think (that and Guy's Grocery Games). It requires literally no brain cells and I only wonder whether Bobby is tipped off to the potential signature dish. I can only assume that he has some idea because the relevant ingredients are in his part of the kitchen.

And don't hate me for saying this, but I like Guy Fieri and Guy's Grocery Games.

 

[BitterYoungMatador2]

 

[John B. Foster]

Beat Bobby Flay is the default show to watch when Mrs. W and I aren't yet ready for bed and don't want to think (that and Guy's Grocery Games). It requires literally no brain cells and I only wonder whether Bobby is tipped off to the potential signature dish. I can only assume that he has some idea because the relevant ingredients are in his part of the kitchen.

And don't hate me for saying this, but I like Guy Fieri and Guy's Grocery Games.

I love Guy Fieri. I'm addicted to his shows.

I have probably seen every episode of Diners, Drive-Ins and Dives four to five times each. In addition of that and Triple G, I watch all the re-runs of Guy's Big Bite. Guy's Kitchen Ranch is also another great show.

 

[Machine Head]

This is a real thing.

Guy Fieri's face is now plastered on a $50 swimsuit

EDIT: Apologies, best to leave it in the today.com link.

 

[Inky_Wretch]

This is from 2017. I think of it whenever people start ripping on Fieri. (The bit where he goes after Bourdain feels out of place now, btw.)

 

[2muchcoffeeman]

This is a real thing.

He's on the back of the suit, too.

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Guy Fieri's face is now plastered on a $50 swimsuit

Make your own joke about the carpet and the drapes.

 

[Hermes]

This is from 2017. I think of it whenever people start ripping on Fieri. (The bit where he goes after Bourdain feels out of place now, btw.)

I'd never seen that. That's an awesome observation. I love comedy sets that completely question why I'm thinking the way I am. No better way to change minds than laughing about our shared stupidity.

 

[The Big Ragu]

Guy Fieri was responsible for two of the most brutal restaurant reviews ever.

Restaurant Review: Guy's American Kitchen & Bar in Times Square

The Times review went viral, but I really liked this one just as much:

The Crispy Crimes of Guy Fieri: Junk Food T.V. Star Takes Times Square