The Hangover

[imjustagirl]

I told a friend we'd go see this in two weeks when I go home to visit...but I don't think I can hold out. Does that make me weak?

Go see it again. You know you want to.

Swear to god, as I was driving back from the theater, I was thinking "You know, I won't even tell him I saw this, because I want to see it again."

 

[Chef]

Been a week since I saw it, and I still can't get "Iko-Iko" out of my head.

 

[imjustagirl]

I think this was my favorite exchange (to the best of my memory):

"It's not illegal, it's just frowned upon. Like masturbating on a plane."
"Um, I'm pretty sure that's illegal too."
"Probably since Sept. 11 when everyone got too worried about stuff. Thanks, Bin Laden."

 

[BigRed]

How about: "You didn't tell me we'd be stopping at a school. I can't be within 200 feet of one. Or a Chuck-E-Cheese." (paraphrased because it's been a long night).

 

[imjustagirl]

How about: "You didn't tell me we'd be stopping at a school. I can't be within 200 feet of one. Or a Chuck-E-Cheese." (paraphrased because it's been a long night).

That was awesome. Especially the way he shaded his face.

And then started yelling at the little preteen in the car next to them on the open road.

 

[Some Guy]

Alright forkers .... I've got plans to see this movie this afternoon. If it doesn't like up to the SportsJournalists.com hype -- meaning, if it isn't the funniest movie ever produced, or that ever will be produced, and if I don't come home with urine-soaked Jockey shorts -- I'm going on an Internet rampage.

 

[imjustagirl]

Alright forkers .... I've got plans to see this movie this afternoon. If it doesn't like up to the SportsJournalists.com hype -- meaning, if it isn't the funniest movie ever produced, or that ever will be produced, and if I don't come home with urine-soaked Jockey shorts -- I'm going on an Internet rampage.

I didn't say EVER. Just ... a while.

 

[HC]

"They gave out rings at the Holocaust?"

 

[Pancamo]

Not for nothing, but there are only three people or clashes of people in my life who don't find Will Ferrell funny.

1) My wife, who prefers the comedy stylings of Matthew McConaughey. She finds him especially funny with his shirt off.

2) My parents, because they are forking old (in their 50s!!!!!). It is worth noting they also think Jay Leno is hilarious.

and 3) People with sticks up their ashes, who probably think "According to Jim" is high comedy.

In my experience, non-Ferrell fans always fall into one or more of these categories. Ladies. Old people in their 50s. People with sticks up their ash.

If and when Ferrell gets ashashinated, it will almost certainly be by a 50-year-old lady with a stick wedged way up her ash.

36 years old. Think McConaughey movies suck ash and never watched According to Jim.

Will Farrell sucks balls.

 

[Some Guy]

Not for nothing, but there are only three people or clashes of people in my life who don't find Will Ferrell funny.

1) My wife, who prefers the comedy stylings of Matthew McConaughey. She finds him especially funny with his shirt off.

2) My parents, because they are forking old (in their 50s!!!!!). It is worth noting they also think Jay Leno is hilarious.

and 3) People with sticks up their ashes, who probably think "According to Jim" is high comedy.

In my experience, non-Ferrell fans always fall into one or more of these categories. Ladies. Old people in their 50s. People with sticks up their ash.

If and when Ferrell gets ashashinated, it will almost certainly be by a 50-year-old lady with a stick wedged way up her ash.

36 years old. Think McConaughey movies suck ash and never watched According to Jim.

Will Farrell sucks balls.

I'm voting for "old before his time" or "stick up the ash"

EDIT: Now that I think about it, level of According to Jim fandom isn't the most accurate measure of the depth of the stick up a person's ash. The typical ATJ fan is probably like the typical Leno fan ... they like safe, traditional milquetoast humor. In that, they probably fit better into the "my parents" category.

"Stick up the ash" people don't think anything's funny. They only watch the McNeil-Lehrer Hour, though they claim not to watch TV at all. Also, they often wear cardigan sweaters. They only reason they've even seen a second of a Will Ferrell movie is because they walked in on their 14-year-old son secretly watching one -- porno-style -- which caused them to immediately decide to send their son to military school

 

[Some Guy]

Alright forkers .... I've got plans to see this movie this afternoon. If it doesn't like up to the SportsJournalists.com hype -- meaning, if it isn't the funniest movie ever produced, or that ever will be produced, and if I don't come home with urine-soaked Jockey shorts -- I'm going on an Internet rampage.

I didn't say EVER. Just ... a while.

Ok, it was forking hilarious. I don't know if it's better than Old School, but it's in the same darn ballpark. That's more than enough for me.

I'm surprised nobody mentioned -- or maybe they did -- Zach's explanation for why it's no longer legal to masturbate on an airplane.

 

[imjustagirl]

I posted that above. It was my favorite part of the whole movie.