2023 College Football Coaching Carousel thread

[Sam Mills 51]

Ken Niumatalolo to San Jose State. Interesting hire. Wonder what kind of offense they'll run?

I think they're doing this just to make desks scramble to spell "Niumatalolo" ... and to keep San Jose State football out of one-deck heds ...

 

[HanSenSE]

I think they're doing this just to make desks scramble to spell "Niumatalolo" ... and to keep San Jose State football out of one-deck heds ...

Had the same problem when Schwarzenegger was governor. Couldn't run a mug, because there's no way his name would fit in a six pica nameline.

 

[BTExpress]

It's a good thing Schwarzenegger, Schnellenberger and Steinbrenner were doing their thing when columns were a little over 12 picas instead of the current 9ish.

 

[jr/shotglass]

Not on my bingo card for today.

 

[ChrisLong]

My high school alumni association (which isn't in Hawaii) is all excited that Hawaii has brought in two new assistant coaches. Dan Morrison ('67) and Dennis Thurman ('74) attended my high school.

Thurman, a star DB for the Cowboys, has been an NFL D-Coor twice. Last season, he was quality control director for Deion Sanders at Colorado.

Morrison coached three Hawaii star QBs under Coach June Jones. He went with Jones to SMU and wound up as interim coach when Jones was fired during a season. His most recent coaching job was with USA Football (whatever that is) under head coach Dan Hawkins.

Oh, as for recruiting, Morrison is 76 and Thurman is 67. I'm sure they'll be thrilled to try to entice 17-year-olds to go to that college.

 

[HanSenSE]

Now official, save for the newser.

 

[Chef2]

Not on my bingo card for today.

I didn't think he knew anything about defense.

 

[wicked]

Never should've been fired at Navy. Chet Gladchuk is a fool.

 

[micropolitan guy]

Never should've been fired at Navy. Chet Gladchuk is a fool.

If you coach option FB, you're often only as good as your quarterback. He never could find a second Keenan Reynolds.

 

[Batman]

Never should've been fired at Navy. Chet Gladchuk is a fool.

His last three seasons they won a total of 10 games. They also had a three-win season in 2018. Even at a place like Navy, and even with the great run he'd had there, that's not going to cut it.

 

[mpcincal]

Not on my bingo card for today.

Question: What will the letters GAC (usually Great American Conference) stand for when Glanville has the urge to chew out some small-town banker who's moonlighting as a Division II football official?

 

[micropolitan guy]

Question: What will the letters GAC (usually Great American Conference) stand for when Glanville has the urge to chew out some small-town banker who's moonlighting as a Division II football official?

"This is the GAC, which stands for Get a Clue when you make them calls."