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College football week 14 thread: ATLiens

I remember being about 8 years old when our family started buying season tix to State U., and there was a game when they were down 3 to their fiercest in-state rival and in the Red Zone in the final seconds and they went for the TD and win instead of the FG and tie. They didn't make it.

In the parking lot after the game, someone rationalized how they wouldn't have wanted to tie, because a tie is like kissing your sister. A drunk co-ed walking by stopped and said, "I'd rather kiss my sister than kiss (rival's) forking balls!"

That's when I knew I wanted to be a college student for the rest of my life.
 

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