Everything Bowl

[Chef2]

God; I am gonna throw up.

They protect Cam by getting him out of there before someone with a set of forking balls asks him anything.

 

[holy bull]

Coming in late, but Brent Musberger is horrible. With the exception of Pat Summerall, is there a more boring monotone play-by-play guy?

Joe Buck and Mike Breen just woke up Jim Nantz to disagree ...

Pat is 320 years old, and has a liver the size of a volleyball; He has a right to be montone.

Nantzy thinks he is at Augusta while he's still doing football.

Must ... stop ... reading ... SportsJournalists.com ... and put out pages. But this is sooooo funny!

Just to be on the safe side, double-check and make sure you don't have any awkward cirrhosis references in the headline for your high school volleyball roundup.

 

[JayFarrar]

Will someone ask Cam if he wished his dad could have been there to watch the game in the stands with his mom?

 

[Chef2]

Coming in late, but Brent Musberger is horrible. With the exception of Pat Summerall, is there a more boring monotone play-by-play guy?

Joe Buck and Mike Breen just woke up Jim Nantz to disagree ...

This says a lot more about the other guys, but that was the most enjoyable bcs telecast in years solely because it was the first one not on fox. Thom brennaman and Charles Davis set out every year to destroy interest in the game.

I would rather listen to Brent shirt his diaper and wax poetic about living in the wilds of Montana than listen to Charles Davis.

 

[Chef2]

How much does it have to be forking killing Saban hearing the words "Auburn" and "National Champs"?

Not to worry Nick.

You will be the only D1 in Alabama not on probation.

 

[dixiehack]

You know something Troy and UAB should be worried about?

 

[Steak Snabler]

How much does it have to be forking killing Saban hearing the words "Auburn" and "National Champs"?

Not to worry Nick.

You will be the only D1 in Alabama not on probation.

Except Bama is on probation, for like three more years, from the textbook thing (most of which happened before Saban got there).

 

[Steak Snabler]

You know something Troy and UAB should be worried about?

And don't forget South Alabama, which becomes a provisional member of the Sunbelt Conference next season ...

 

[Chef2]

You know something Troy and UAB should be worried about?

they don't count.

 

[Chef2]

How much does it have to be forking killing Saban hearing the words "Auburn" and "National Champs"?

Not to worry Nick.

You will be the only D1 in Alabama not on probation.

Except Bama is on probation, for like three more years, from the textbook thing (most of which happened before Saban got there).

killjoy.

 

[Wendell Gee]

Saban's work on the post-game show ... wow, no way this guy has a second career in sports broadcasting when he leaves coaching. Awful.

Maybe I wasn't paying close enough attention, but I swear I heard Saban slip up and say "we" once when referring to Oregon.

 

[Chef2]

"Auburn juth wathnt gonna be denied thonight"

"All of a thudden, it's third and eight........"

forking shoot me in the head. (no cross-thread intended)