NFL Week 11 thread -- scramble up some Eggs Manske

[Batman]

Took the Lions +9.5 against the Browns, because the Lions tend to be frisky when they get some points.
Then I wake up and find out Jared Goff is out and somebody named Tim Boyle is starting.
I didn't even get the visceral thrill of lighting a $10 bill on fire or wiping my ash with it.

 

[TigerVols]

Took the Lions +9.5 against the Browns, because the Lions tend to be frisky when they get some points.
Then I wake up and find out Jared Goff is out and somebody named Tim Boyle is starting.
I didn't even get the visceral thrill of lighting a $10 bill on fire or wiping my ash with it.

Dude, your bet has never been more of a sure thing.

 

[Batman]

Dude, your bet has never been more of a sure thing.

I hope it falls under the "Where the hell did THIS guy come from!?" rule, rather than the "He looks like the second coming of Nathan Peterman" rule.

 

[Songbird]

Took the Lions +9.5 against the Browns, because the Lions tend to be frisky when they get some points.
Then I wake up and find out Jared Goff is out and somebody named Tim Boyle is starting.
I didn't even get the visceral thrill of lighting a $10 bill on fire or wiping my ash with it.

Proper protocol is to wipe ash first, set on fire second.

 

[Octave]

I think the Lions will win this, Batman. If I still bet on football I would have looked into it.

 

[poindexter]

Took the Lions +9.5 against the Browns, because the Lions tend to be frisky when they get some points.
Then I wake up and find out Jared Goff is out and somebody named Tim Boyle is starting.
I didn't even get the visceral thrill of lighting a $10 bill on fire or wiping my ash with it.

Your money gets lit on fire when you bet on goff

 

[Brooklyn Bridge]

Bills are crapping their pants against the Colts, down 24-7.

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[Songbird]

It's funny when the Colts make Doyel's previous columns look silly.

 

[Songbird]

I'd take the Jags. Short week for 49ers. Cross country. Early game. Jags hungry.

What I meant was take San Fran.

 

[Hermes]

I hadn't watched the Lions this season. Good God that offense is putrid. Not a bad defense, though.

And this officiating crew looooooves to throw its flags.

 

[Spartan Squad]

What I meant was take San Fran.

Jags are straight garbage.

Niners open with a 20 play drive aided by a Jaguars offsides on third down. Later, Jags get another stop, but dude throws a punch. Later hit the QB late to negate an illegal shift, leads to a TD.

 

[Jake from State Farm]

Lions have cut it to 13-10
The one thing Campbell figured out as the new OC is D'Andre Swift is pretty forking good