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The worst pop song ever

Neal Schon played with Santana at Woodstock at age 15, which has always for me given Journey a musical pash.

I think Anne Murray would've been a brilliant vocal lead choice over Steve Perry.
 
I remember that one! Wasn't that the same era as "switched-on Bach" such as this:



Exact same year, as a matter of fact. I love listening to "Joy" after rediscovering it during the wedding scene of "The 40-year-old Virgin"
 
A clashic from Bill Wyman. Watch him glance warily at the dancer waving the lit cigarette close to his face.


I also like the segments where her forgets he's supposed to be moving his lips.
Oh, and if you're epileptic, don't watch the intro.


I have never seen or heard that before, and sort of wish i never did.
 


Not much holding power, but had all the other boxes checked.

Not much of a British Invasion III in the Bill Clinton '90s.
 
Basically everything on AM radio from 1974-1977 with a few exceptions, but if you want to lose your dinner ...

"Daddy Don't You Walk So Fast" -- Wayne Newton
"(You're) Having My Baby" -- Paul Anka
"Playground In My Mind" -- Clint Holmes
"MacArthur Park" -- all versions
"The Candyman" -- Sammy Davis Jr.
"Don't Give Up On Us" -- David Soul
"You Light Up My Life" -- Debbie Boone
"Alone Again (Naturally)" -- Gilbert O'Sullivan
"Muskrat Love" -- Captain and Tenille
"Escape (The Pina Colada Song)" -- Rupert Holmes
"Undercover Angel" -- Alan O'Day
"Tonight's The Night" -- Rod Stewart

Novelty songs and Red Sovine are in their own category.

Good god. That's an appalling list.
 
Worst ever ... which Eagles song would it be? No, wait ...


The first honest to God rock show (as in not at the high school gym) I saw was Deep Purple on that tour, with Fleetwood Mac opening. That's a strong album. Even "Smoke" wasn't so bad before you'd heard it a thousand times.
 
The first honest to God rock show (as in not at the high school gym) I saw was Deep Purple on that tour, with Fleetwood Mac opening. That's a strong album. Even "Smoke" wasn't so bad before you'd heard it a thousand times.

As a now-retired wordsmith, I like songs with interesting lyrics. Lyrically, I think "Smoke on the Water" is weak. Yeah, I know, it describes an actual event, but it's an event I don't care about. "The Wreck of the Edmund Fitzgerald" it ain't.

The song has an opening riff that that really gets your attention, and then it unspools that dumb story. Moreover, Ritchie Blackmore takes that riff and hits you on the head with it, over and over. The fact that it's in the daily rotation of every clashic rock station in America amplifies that fact.

Blackmore has said he didn't care about songwriting during the period. Historically, the songs of Deep Purple Mark II were basically a showcase for his guitar work.

Blackmore is a talented musician, as are/were Ian Pace and Jon Lord. I don't care much for Ian Gillian's style. Unfortunately (IMO), Lord's musical prominence in the band faded notably in Mark II. Mark I relied on song covers too much, but I preferred the sound of that lineup – Lord's Hammond and Rod Evans' vocals gave it atmosphere.

But I will acknowledge that yes, "Smoke on the Water" is not the worst pop song ever. It's merely mediocre.
 

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